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I'm sorry I just thought of a thing

Ned:
*goes off to fight in Robert's Rebellion*
Ned:
*comes home with baby Jon*
Ned:
can we keep him?
Cat:
...
Ned:
*goes off to fight in the Greyjoy Rebellion*
Ned:
*comes home with nine-year-old Theon*
Ned:
can we keep him?
Cat:
at least it's not your kid this time
Ned:
*goes off to execute criminal*
Ned:
*comes home with six direwolf puppies*
Ned:
Can we keep them?
Cat:
for fuck's sake, Eddard.

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Mrs Patmore:
I'm rich now.
Carson:
Now you want my advice.
Mrs Patmore:
Actually. No. I just want to talk to Mrs Hughes here.
Carson:
But you'll get my advice anyway.
Mrs Hughes:
Better ask someone who actually knows what he's doing.
Carson:
SHE ASKED ME!
Mrs Hughes:
*not listening*
Mrs Hughes:
So what are you going to tell her?
Carson:
I'm the butler. I know things.
Carson:
Go buy some houses. They'll make you rich.
Mrs Patmore:
How?
Carson:
They just do, okay?!
Mrs Patmore:
Should've asked Mr Branson.
Mrs Hughes:
Told you so.
Mrs Patmore:
I will buy a house.
Mrs Hughes:
Your idea was very good Mr Carson.
Carson:
I knew you needed my advice.
Mrs Hughes:
We'll be lost without you.
Mrs Patmore:
The cottage has three bedrooms.
Mrs Hughes:
*oh shit*
Mr Carson:
*oh shit*